Namaste children of the world and welcome to another rousing edition of two idiots with microphones, or as you have come to know as, Blue Balls!
Jake and Trey are BACK to actually talking to EACH OTHER for the first time in a month and man did we have some catching up to do. We dive back into the Vieira tribute draw against ATL, the new skipper with a Pep in his step, all things Copa Mundial and a look ahead for this team's assault gestalt in cobalt. Like a red card in the third minute, you've got Blue Balls.
Bienvenue mes gars et mes poussins, we're back for part two this week, a mini-pod of sensible seesaw soliloquies from ya salacious bois. New format for this week, as Jake and Trey go back and forth, expounding on the unworthy in New Jersey, our midfield dilemma, the baby yanks, and what to expect from the dirty south visiting the burning Bronx. This shit will be regular soon, tons of love, and hold those nether regions tight, you've got blue balls.
Howdy Y'(b)all(ers), and welcome to another rousing edition of your favorite Pod Duo. Just kidding, only one pod bro on this part of episode 10. Trey sits down with return guest The Homie Steve to break down last weekend's action. We cover another Kreis humiliation, the return of Jlew, tactics and semantics, and unwisely tread into the P-chant issue. Come one, come all, you've got Blue Balls. (We'll be back later this week with Trey/Jake ya dinks.)
Ahoy all of you Pusha Ts and Teyana Taylors of the world, we are BACK and hope you are enjoying this GOOD Friday! Jake and Trey take the reigns again with an amuse-bouche of details and debaucheries. We cover the rainy romp of the Rapids, World Cup call-ups and international friendlies, strategies galore; everything. Oh, and is there a rumor everyone has been talking about? Hmm, who knows. Dive in, but avoid shrinkage, you've got Blue Balls.
Charmante a rendez-vous, blue ballons! Welcome back to the top of the league as NYCFC reclaim their rightful place as Top Team Not To Fuck With. Trey and Jake recap in the dead of the sudden summer the CRACKERJACK 3-1 victory that brought David Villa his 400th and 401st career goals - and the addition of a brand new word to his English arsenal (no pun intended) - milestone!
THEN: Trey and Jake scramble for talking points and cover a whole slew of bullshit before pivoting into the pre-derby deep dive into the Team from New Jersey - anticipating what will surely be a Dead Reds Revolution if the boys and blue can pull it off. Better find a softer seat on the PATH - you've got Blue Balls.
Cheers and condolences blue ballers. It is with great regret that we commemorate the end to NYCFC's best ever unbeaten streak and best-ever start to the season, ended abruptly, unexpectedly, and brutally by a fiercer-than-anticipated counterpunching Portland machine. Trey and Jake break bread at a diner while they break down the breakdown. Then: international competitions, international politics, and interminable merchandising chatter. And; Dallas. Rock em, sock em, wash em, repeat: you've got Blue Balls.
Andiame, blue ballers, and welcome to the ever-extending unbeaten streak which is the NYCFC 2018 season. Two big matches in the book mean two big recaps in the booth. First, the 4-0 blowout that defanged Petke's stumbling Real Salt Lake -- then, the matchup of the season so far produces a nail-biting 2-2 draw against Atlanta United in the Georgian Coliseum that is Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
Speaking of stadiums, no small chatter on the newest and arguably most real rumor mill yet of a stadium in the boroughs - this one in the south Bronx nested in a Harlem River Yards development project. It's... happening?? Find out what Trey and Jake think and drink on the subject and more. It's practically summer, and what better time to air 'em out -- you've got Blue Balls.
Ahoy hoy mes ballers bleus and welcome to another week of your favorite dysfunctional blue brodies. I, Trey, finally get to write a blurb and am brunch drunk so I would like to say, did you see that new Drake video? Olivia Wilde? Issa Rae? Misty Copeland? Rashida Jones? Tiffany Haddish looking like a snack? Emma RoBERTS? Oy Gevalt.
Anyways, we re-cap a thrilling San Jose Away Day, chat injuries and special Z's. (Zlatans, duh.) And finally, we pre-cap a fiesty Salt Lake and parse out our odds at keeping this undefeated streak alive.
Keep your friends close and enemies across the river, you've got blue balls.
Pop n lock, Blue Ballers, and welcome back for another week of ballboy madness. Trey and Jake break down the first draw of the season against New England, who somehow became the first opponent of 2018 that actually managed to watch some game tape and pursue the one obvious strategy we've never been able to handle for a full 90. Press or no press, we talk not just shrad-y goals but the shrad-est, life without the Ringmaster and the Rodfather, and the baffling managerial reluctance to use two subs in a wide open game against an inferior team. Just one man's opinion. Then: NWSL opening weekend, USMNT young gun appraisal, your weekly dose of john lewis-peculation, and a precap of a match against the potentially seismic Quakes. Shuffle those truffles - you've got Blue Balls.