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Blue Balls NYCFC
Official Unofficial NYCFC soccer pod
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April 05, 2017 07:23 AM PDT

Bon matin les balloneurs bleues! So glad to be on the regular schedule. It's hard for me, the little blue sentient gremlin who writes the episode blurbs, because I am trapped in a cage on top of a tower and only get fed once a week when an ep comes out. And when the boys take a bye week oh you bet the kibble ain't comin'.

This week Trey and Jake rehash a humdinger that took place entirely while Jake was high on nitrous. We review the latest Pirlo oriented speculation and congratulate our number one trading assets - I mean super subs - on some very impressive minutes. Then, Nick Chavez joins the pod to talk RJgate week 3, US Men's, pasta, and a little game inspired by the balladeers of Linkin Park. Finally, a quick precap of the Washington DC 4-0Nited. Stretch don't stress, boys avez BLUE BALLS.

March 30, 2017 02:29 PM PDT

Wilkommen, mein blue ballers! Wilkommen BACK from a seemingly-endless bye week. Trey and Jake are back as well, with a cursory review of a disappointing draw against Impact at home. Once we've closed the door on that, we nail down some hard answers on: Callens last name, Klinsmann's legacy in the USMNT, RJGate 2017, and hotties w/ bodies. Don’t get on our case about the Panama match, we recorded this sucker beforehand.

Grip, sip, nip, drip, slip, and rip -- you've got Blue Balls.

March 15, 2017 05:58 AM PDT

In the soccer podcast system, sexually based puns are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated soccer fans who investigate these eyerollable dad jokes are members of an elite squad known as Blue Ballers. This is their podcast.

BONGBONG.

Trey and Jake welcome Official Pod Lawyer RYAN DYKHOUSE to the 'cast to talk about all things, legal and ill-, in NYCFC's criminally massive 4-0 destruction of DC United in the home opener last weekend. Then: a dumb game about referees, the judges, juries and executioners of the soccer system, a poignant and restrained deconstruction of racism in the stands and/or the legal merits of punching nazis, and a lightning-fast preview of a Montreal that somehow both looks very different and very similar to the Montreals we've seen before. Consult your doctor if your condition lasts for four goals or more -- you might have Blue Balls.

March 08, 2017 10:47 AM PST

Salutations, Blue Balldiners — and welcome to Episode 2 of Blue Balls. Jake dipped out this week, with plenty of advance notice and an absolutely responsible attitude towards the welfare of the podcast, so Trey has overcompensated by cohosting with not one but TWO American soccer geniuses - PerpStu, aka @_ChrisFC, aka Chris, and Gaby Kirschner.

In part one, Chris and Trey dissect the game against Orlando including Pirlo debates, offensive concerns, and tamped expectations. Then Trey follows up a hit with a hit by talking Red Bulls and NYCFC strategy, and general MLS first-weekend chatter. And does Mix make a surprise appearance during podcast halftime?

No. He doesn't. Elevate your feet and put some ice on it - you’ve got Blue Balls.

Trey @TreyFillmore & /u/BeatsByTre

Gaby @gabykirschner

Chris @_ChrisFC & /u/perpetualstudent

Jake @jakebecknation AS IF YOU CARED

The Boys @BlueBallsPod

March 03, 2017 06:34 AM PST

The long nightmare of preseason is over, blue ballerinos, and for the third straight inaugural year, your intrepid cohorsts Trey and Jake are (p)reviewing everything NYCFC! It's been a DIZZYING offseason and we have a lot to cover, so we drafted Chris P. (@NYCFCFan) to play our traditional season-opener round of Over/Under -- and we keep the receipts.

Then: Mixspiracy theories recorded before the buyout, City Postgame Live inside baseball, and some of the hottest takes this side of Death Valley. Kiss your lonely days goodbye - the season's starting, and you've got Blue Balls.

Chris @NYCFCFan & @NYCFCNation for hot takes

Trey @TreyFillmore for new beatz

Jake @jakebecknation for terrible campari drinks

@CityPGL for podcast luminaries every away match

Rob @RobertMDownes for new logos LIKE OURS

February 28, 2017 04:41 PM PST
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The long nightmare of preseason is over, blue ballerinos, and for the third straight inaugural year, your intrepid cohorsts Trey and Jake are (p)reviewing everything NYCFC!

It's been a DIZZYING offseason and we have a lot to cover, so we drafted Chris P. (@NYCFCFan) to join us in reviewing five preseason matches and a slew of new signings. We hit all your favorites and tell you all the reasons why you're wrong and they're overrated. We talk about who's on the rising stock and who's on the chopping block. And we talk about Sam Dunn's butt.

It's been a lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time -- but at least now you've got Blue Balls.

Chris @NYCFCFan & @NYCFCNation for hot takes

Trey @TreyFillmore for new beatz

Jake @jakebecknation for terrible campari drinks

@CityPGL for podcast luminaries every away match

Rob @RobertMDownes for new logos LIKE OURS

January 06, 2017 02:04 PM PST

Happy weekend, Blue Ballers! Trey and Jake are back with their usual sporadic irregular updates -- and this is as irregular as it gets! Trey and Jake review a MLS final (and a Frei save) for the ages, then shift into the latest NYCFC talking points including Pirlo rumors, unconfirmed Christmas presents, and how little knowable there is. PLUS: questions for the fans about how WE can be a BLUER, BALLSIER podcast in the upcoming Historic Third Season of NYCFC soccer!

Thanks for being with us for another season, Blue Ballers. We love all seven of our dedicated fans and we're looking forward to rebooting Blue Balls in the spring. You'll hear from us occasionally before then - but we've got some good stuff coming down the pipeline. I mean sure we're no Ian Paul Joy, but. We've been titillating you for two straight years and we're not stopping anytime soon -- that's why you've got Blue Balls.

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